The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/13/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This is the two-page long romance novel called, “If Incest is Wrong – Let God Strike Us Down With Lightning!”

It ends … suddenly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (4/13/11)" (4)

  1. Lillian said:

    As a product of a whirlwind romance between two unknowing cousins who met at a Las Vegas conference for beepers and other soon to be obsolete technologies [there also happened to be a conference for turning household appliances into unintentional lawn art -- I'm pretty sure that was the one they were actually attending]

    Anyway! I am extremely offended.

    Fun blog by the way!

    • I attended that conference to present a paper on typewriters, but my typewriter jammed and I that really hurt my efforts … heyo …

      Thank you for the (awesome) comment and checking it out!

  2. AKA Flowers in the Attic?
    That card is ridicu-silly. I love it.

  3. Bad move, you just offended all your inbred readers.

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