I racked my brain quite a bit about a gift for the Zombie. It’s incredibly tough. First of all – communication with this fella is, to say the least, sparse. Sure, the obvious thing would be to get him brains but … I don’t really like to go for the obvious gift. For tough gift-receivers [...]
Here’s an assumption I feel comfortable making – zombies don’t buy people Christmas gifts. Heck, I’d even assume zombies don’t buy other zombies Christmas gifts. It just doesn’t jive. You’re with me on this assumption, right? Of course. But then … But then I come in my apartment, I go to wash laundry, and like [...]
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