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Three Boys at a Doorstep

Lebron James looked around, fidgeting. Kobe Bryant rolled his eyes and said, “fine, I’ll do it – but you need to learn to man up and just gun it.” That’s when Kobe reached out and rang the doorbell. (Though, to be honest, he was fidgeting too.) Meanwhile Dirk Nowitzki looked sort of like a billy [...]

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Literal Cat Burglar

James Ronald had been working a dull job for several years. His mind had been wandering since day one, but now his body needed to wander as well. And, it turns out, his code of ethics. It started as a joke but with the help of the job, the wandering, and the booze, it became [...]

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What a Fun Trip!

And then I said “wow what a trip!,” and mom said, “that was a fun trip,” and I thought, “holy cow mom’s on acid!” and she said, “no I’m not on acid I meant the family vacation,” and then she turned into a dragon and ate dad and I thought, “maybe this isn’t a fun [...]

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