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Literal Cat Burglar

James Ronald had been working a dull job for several years. His mind had been wandering since day one, but now his body needed to wander as well. And, it turns out, his code of ethics. It started as a joke but with the help of the job, the wandering, and the booze, it became [...]

What a Fun Trip!

And then I said “wow what a trip!,” and mom said, “that was a fun trip,” and I thought, “holy cow mom’s on acid!” and she said, “no I’m not on acid I meant the family vacation,” and then she turned into a dragon and ate dad and I thought, “maybe this isn’t a fun [...]

Lost Shakespeare Transcript Found!

Amazing! I don’t know how these things happen, but I found a transcript of a conversation THE William Shakespeare had with a certain love interest. Here we go, from me to you! * * * William Shakespeare (WS): Hey honey. I’m home. Love Interest (LI): Darling!! How was your day? WS: Not bad, not bad. [...]

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