Minor Breed Duck Has never been a big fan of forgiveness. When he looks at a map of Sweden he sees every city as “Hersky-Bersky-Land.” Only had one fight with his ex-girlfriend. He apologized, then she apologized, then she said, “don’t get pissy – kissy, kissy!,” then he ended things. Deliberately creates a mess and [...]
Crowned Hornbill Generally doesn’t realize he has no idea what he’s talking about until he’s about halfway through expressing his very wordy opinion on the topic. Hands out hugs like pimps hand out slaps. Ever since he learned how to move to the beat he’s been so … smooth. Plays on a bowling team called [...]
Meerkat Favorite phrase, by necessity, is “I could’ve sworn someone told me ‘pants optional.’” Hits on girls by saying even if he can’t touch their treasure CHEST, he’s still going to think about ways to get that BOOTY. Tickle fight champion of the world. Makes the best BLT. It’s his own recipe. What he does, [...]
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