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Animal Facts! (Gorilla, Flamingo, Capybara, Kangaroo)

Gorilla Whenever he’s sad you can bet that these two words will cheer him up: “nudie bar.” Finds cereal romantically charming. Dreams of owning an eyeglasses store called, “You Wouldn’t Punch a Guy With Glasses, Would Ya?” Forgot to read the assignment – but even worse … forgot to come up with an excuse about [...]

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Animal Facts! (Actual Facts?!!?!)

Yesterday I posted some ‘Animal Facts!’ about jaguars.  This post and this post are about jaguars and are also fun. Anywho. Part of the jokes about jaguars came when I found the report I did on jaguars in the 4th grade. My cousin E came over (who helped start the series of jaguar posts I’ve [...]

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Animal Facts! (Jaguar, Jaguar, Jaguar, Jaguar)

*This post is motivated by my somewhat real, somewhat joking love of jaguars (the animal – though the car is nice too). For the history, see my twitter account background, @haikustanley or this post. Also this post is fun. Jaguar – Physical Friends call him ‘the regulator’ because he regulates other species’ populations. “Awwwwwww, look [...]

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