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Posts tagged ‘dog’

Bad Jokes Quick Hits

First of all I’d like for you to apologize to those pants for subjecting them to looking that bad. That’s what that ass said to me. Get it? I decided to watch the next Westminster Dog Show while listening to Jay-Z’s “99 Problems.” Because the song has a b-word … and that’s why it’s funny. [...]

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De Jour of the Week

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Literal Cat Burglar

James Ronald had been working a dull job for several years. His mind had been wandering since day one, but now his body needed to wander as well. And, it turns out, his code of ethics. It started as a joke but with the help of the job, the wandering, and the booze, it became [...]

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Short Short Stories

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My Creativity is Taking a Nap, So Here’s a Cute Picture

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