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Posts tagged ‘humor’

Silver Lining of the Bad Economy

The economy is not in top form right now, and that is unfortunate. It really is. What could possibly be the silver lining, then? Blame! It’s easy to blame the economy for things right now, and everyone’s doing it. If you’re not, you should be. “Really? I swear, it’s like you’re not even aiming when [...]

The Loofah, and Me

Recently I bought a loofah, and it has changed a lot of things for me. “A loofah?,” you might be saying, “you never seemed distant to me!” After a while I would finally get your joke. A play on the word “aloof,” and I would respect you less. Moving on. The loofah has changed a [...]

Attn: Ellen (5/16/12)

Front Back (apologies for my handwriting!) The text of the postcard is Dear Ellen, I’m getting back into working out now. I had to take a break after the MS150. Sometimes I think the best part of being a super hero would be that you’d always be fit. Form-fitting colorful spandex should clearly be limited [...]

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