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Attn: Ellen (7/31/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres Panda

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like if anything ever got #Adorbs trending on Twitter it would be this little creature.

Or if you wore a shirt that said, “My Other Shirt is #Adorbs … But I Left it in the Dryer Because I’m Lazy” … That might work too.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/7/12)

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Panda Bear Ellen DeGeneres

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Postcard Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This past week my parents were in town for a visit. We saw Johnson Space Center, Galveston (where there was a motorcycle rally), downtown Houston (where there was an international quilt festival), a Rockets game and of course food was a big part of it.

I guess what I’m saying is, I’m ready for a nap.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/25/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.

Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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