Yes, there it is … my old inviting friend This conversational lull may be the end Because, after my joke (which may offend) The conversation may well be deadened The attention is mine! The story, the delivery, is fine … And then! And then … the um, oh shoot, uh … what’s the punchline? I’ll [...]
It’s nice to look to New Year’s Resolutions As providing “I’ll get to it tomorrow” solutions But look fast, my friend, Last year is at an end That means your resolutions start now Give them a shot before you disavow This year – an early bedtime every night! You’ll be alert and awake and oh-so-bright! [...]
Just as a note, this poem could’ve gone on forever. I did this just for kicks and worked in some of these that amuse me far too much. You sit there, and you think of yourself as a somewhat intelligent person, and then four hours later you realize you’re not (as you’re clicking on yet [...]
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