Ice cream, oh ice cream It is of you I now dream Ice cream which would give such delight! But ice cream that requires moving off my couch tonight Past self, at the grocery store, “Bad eating habits? No more!” You FOOL! You goon! You dummy. A life … without ice cream … is not [...]
Yes, there it is … my old inviting friend This conversational lull may be the end Because, after my joke (which may offend) The conversation may well be deadened The attention is mine! The story, the delivery, is fine … And then! And then … the um, oh shoot, uh … what’s the punchline? I’ll [...]
It’s nice to look to New Year’s Resolutions As providing “I’ll get to it tomorrow” solutions But look fast, my friend, Last year is at an end That means your resolutions start now Give them a shot before you disavow This year – an early bedtime every night! You’ll be alert and awake and oh-so-bright! [...]
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