Just as a note, this poem could’ve gone on forever. I did this just for kicks and worked in some of these that amuse me far too much. You sit there, and you think of yourself as a somewhat intelligent person, and then four hours later you realize you’re not (as you’re clicking on yet [...]
It’s time for me to get you a gift And it’d better be good if I don’t want a rift But … (A word for which I am such a glut) What about that certain phrase That we relied upon in younger days Presenting to a parent a glob of paint Which would then be [...]
Front Back (apologies for my handwriting!) The text of the postcard is: Dear Ellen, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Kisses are sweet HOLY FU**ING SH** THERE’S A FU**ING TIGER!! RUN!!!!! Sincerely, DumbFunnery.com P.S. Awww!
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