It’s time for me to get you a gift And it’d better be good if I don’t want a rift But … (A word for which I am such a glut) What about that certain phrase That we relied upon in younger days Presenting to a parent a glob of paint Which would then be [...]
Front Back (apologies for my handwriting!) The text of the postcard is: Dear Ellen, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Kisses are sweet HOLY FU**ING SH** THERE’S A FU**ING TIGER!! RUN!!!!! Sincerely, DumbFunnery.com P.S. Awww!
I’m sitting in my room alone So alone, With my as-yet unreleased to the public smart phone. I’m sitting on my couch alone So alone, Deciding which game to play of the many video games that I own. I’m sitting in my bed so-so alone So alone, In my king-size bed with bazillion count sheets [...]
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