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You Can’t Buy Happiness

I’m sitting in my room alone So alone, With my as-yet unreleased to the public smart phone. I’m sitting on my couch alone So alone, Deciding which game to play of the many video games that I own. I’m sitting in my bed so-so alone So alone, In my king-size bed with bazillion count sheets [...]

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How to Deal with Criminals – Poetry Style

Sometimes crime happens. And a criminals worst nightmare might by a little poetry. Memorize these, they could save you some grief. I Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I put down my gun So should you II Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, because summer never stole my favorite shoes. Please [...]

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100% Irrelevant, 110% Analysis

There’s this little problem Well it’s not little but slim I can’t just speak on a whim Oh now I’m being dim. But onward! Outward! Forward! Well not forward, I’d hate to be untoward. My problem is analysis To the point of, yes, paralysis The more fruitless The more endless With no hope of definitive, [...]

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