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A Little Story About Jogging

Today I woke up and I had the goal of going on a jog. Actually wait, let me tell you a little something first. I just bought new sneakers and they are oh so pretty. They were a birthday gift from myself to myself – which makes me worry about how boring I have become. [...]

Are you an attractive woman home-alone? Here’s how to act!

“Bye husband!” Oh, it’s so weird being home alone! I feel like I haven’t been left home alone in the longest time … and not once since we moved to this country estate! I just love it out here! All the trees coming up to, practically, our back door. It’s such a bummer my husband’s [...]

James Noguchi, My Unfortunate (imaginary) Friend

What would happen if I had a friend named James Noguchi, and he and I went to a party. James: Hey, check her out. Me: Who? James: The chick, dude. Check her out. Me: She looks sociable. Gross. James: You’re a loser. Come on, I’m going to talk with her. Me: What? Why do I [...]

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