Quotes of the Day!
About a year ago when I was in Georgia and Florida to try and see a NASA launch (and another post here) I saw this book.
You’re a Horrible Person, But I Like You. How could I resist? The book is a series of oddball advice column type questions, with responses from various famous funny people. Here are a few selections which made me laugh (I won’t be providing context, but the context is often nonsensical anyway so it doesn’t matter).
The book definitely has some laughs, but it wasn’t as funny as I’d hoped.
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As for putting dinner on the table – let’s not sugarcoat this. You’re going to be living on roadkill. My advice would be “Always remove the squirrel’s tail.” That’s a memory of cuteness you do not want to conjure up as you raise the stick toward your mouth.
The better question is, “What happens before you die?” That’s where we run into most of the problems.
What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
Embrace it. Get an ironic RACIST T-shirt.
Let me be clear up front. Your letter reminded me why I hate all sitcoms about groups of friends. Now back to you. I must admit you sound like a really great friend.
Claim to be the first to wear baseball hats backwards.
You won’t believe their stories – but, honest, they’re true.
