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To Joke, or Not to Joke

I’m at a work event where I know very few people. These events can be tough on me because I make little jokes, but people don’t realize I’m joking. Some of the highlights from the last work conference where I had jokes fall flat. 1 – A man is writing on a piece of paper [...]

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Weekly Wacko

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Animal Facts! (Gorilla, Flamingo, Capybara, Kangaroo)

Gorilla Whenever he’s sad you can bet that these two words will cheer him up: “nudie bar.” Finds cereal romantically charming. Dreams of owning an eyeglasses store called, “You Wouldn’t Punch a Guy With Glasses, Would Ya?” Forgot to read the assignment – but even worse … forgot to come up with an excuse about [...]

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Attn: Ellen (1/26/11)

Front Back (apologies for my handwriting!) The text of the postcard is: Dear Ellen, Sometimes I think how even people with the most amazing jobs in the world must want a career-switch. But to ride on a llama and not even crack a smile!? These guys need to re-examine their priorities, and then tip their [...]

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