- Had a contest against myself to see how much celery I could eat (24 minutes)
- Made toast using my glasses and the sun instead of the toaster, just cuz (3 hours)
- Went to a music store and practiced the triangle until I was kicked out (4 minutes)
- Called everyone with the last name Quimby that I could find a number for online, then when they answered I would do my best Mayor Quimby impression and say, “I, err, ahh, wrong num-bay-er” (2 hours)
- Wrote this blog post (time stood still)
P.S. The Pro Bowl was on yesterday, everybody!!