The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen

This idea has been in my head for a long while. I like the idea – so of course I was never happy with any approach I tried. But doing this has stayed on my to-do list and I finally decided to just go for it.

From day one of the blog a ‘joke’ I’ve had is the hope that an intern of Ellen’s will discover my blog, and convince Ellen to give it a chance. Then, because she’s super kind, she’ll give me a chance and introduce me to a literary agent (it worked for this 9 year old who’s more socially suave than I am, so why not for me?).

Besides – it’s a lovely thought that this will all work out in the end. And I can’t delude myself without feeding my delusions with new nonsense on the blog. So without further ado, I present to you the postcards. Click on one to read what I wrote on

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen" (3)

  1. I just LOVE the idea 🙂 Exactly the kind of thing I’d do myself! I actually have a personal challenge I plan on trying when I reach my 150th lovely reader. I really wish you the best of luck… And it’d be a pleasure to see you around in my Cove if you happen to walk by 🙂

  2. Hello, from ELLEN! 😀

  3. If it makes you feel any better – *someone* named Ellen read your blog… 😉

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