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Attn: Ellen (11/14/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine if all the dead presidents came back to see the world we’re in now. They’d probably all be like, ‘brains’ and ‘feed me’ and making creepy guttural noises and stuff.

Really makes you think.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/7/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is one of the more controversial Star Wars comics because the whole Luke Skywalker plot is him dealing with constipation.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

P.S. Not a great read.

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/31/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The Monster Mash.

A ‘graveyard smash’ … What does that even mean!?

Also, Happy Halloween!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/24/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

With elections right around the corner here is my current political stance.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/17/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I decided my dog is like a crazy scientist who has come up from her lab and is yelling about some potentially world-ending catastrophe and we’re like, “nah crazy scientist, that’s just the neighbor – you JUST saw him” and she’s like “RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”

It’s charming.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/10/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I could be wrong, but I bet if the U.S. had royalty their modern descendants would be an awful trash heap of humanity.

But maybe I’m a bit pessimistic.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/3/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

In times of turmoil, there is art, and there is nature, and there are friends.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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