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Attn: Ellen (5/24/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were a Cleveland Cavaliers fan and you’re at a game and the crowd gets into it and starts chanting but you mess up royally and start chanting “let’s go calves.”

The stuff of nightmares.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/17/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I don’t know much about hockey, but I do like watching it.

With the playoffs going, I like to watch and make up fake slang to impress my wife.

“Oh yah, well he leaked the net real nice, basically re-doing the whole upholstery and all he’s got to show for it is a horse-sized vitamin, ya know?”

Neat, huh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/10/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

After a brief but very enjoyable weekend in Bend, Oregon I have decided that people who live in Oregon who don’t believe in Big Foot are the weirdos.

Seriously. Those trees there are other-worldly. Hopefully I’ll get to visit again soon.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/3/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m going to spit ball. I’m thinking future robots meets zombie thriller? Here are some names …

Love Bytes
From 0 to Hero
Byte Me
Miss Nancy, Fancy, In the Pantsy
(instead YA romance?)

Thanks Ellen, just wanted to throw ideas out to see what sticks.

Oh! Sticky bit – the revenge?

Eh?

Let me know what you think!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (4/26/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me or does stainless steel sound like a challenge?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (4/19/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This issue of Vogue featured the famous article about the woman who had her head sewn onto the body of a bird.

I guess you could say she was a little cuckoo.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (4/12/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I wonder how many photographers have taken a magical picture like this only to get home, look at the picture, notice a giant horse penis.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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