In this post I am going to attempt to use my fledgling German knowledge to express my hatred of a fly that is inside my house and does Top Gun style fly bys of the tower (my face) and I want to kill him but he never seems to land. Except for on my legs when I am eating.
Mein freund, du bist nicht gut. Und ich habe kein liebe für du.
Ich bin stark, und groß, aber du bist schmutzig und … um, nicht stark.
Hmmm. Ich spreche ein klein Deutsch so das ist schwer. Ich brauche … etwas.
And now a translation to see how I’ve done. I can already tell you – not well. But let’s see it. I am lacking a vocabulary. You want me to say hello to a potato? I can do that. But to fully express my hatred for a fly? That’s beyond me.
Hello fly, My friend, you're not good. And I have no love for you. I am strong, and tall, but you are dirty and ... um, not strong. Hmmm. I speak a small German so that is hard. I need something. With hate, Me