The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Dating Advice

 

It’s weird how much extra face skin I have, right? My brother can do the exact same thing … And I got this idea because he told me about how he used to pull his face like I did, then get someone to do that, then tell the person, “yeah that extra skin is from my butt.”

It’s GOLD, baby, GOLD!

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