The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/3/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I had named this statue I would’ve name it ‘the hell did I do last night?!’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

  1. Had a contest against myself to see how much celery I could eat (24 minutes)
  2. Made toast using my glasses and the sun instead of the toaster, just cuz (3 hours)
  3. Went to a music store and practiced the triangle until I was kicked out (4 minutes)
  4. Called everyone with the last name Quimby that I could find a number for online, then when they answered I would do my best Mayor Quimby impression and say, “I, err, ahh, wrong num-bay-er” (2 hours)
  5. Wrote this blog post (time stood still)
P.S. The Pro Bowl was on yesterday, everybody!!
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We missed the parking lot … but it worked out well! Not far past the small parking lot was this group of traffic-halting cool cats.

 

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Oh, good.

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WHAT ARE YOU?! Rabbit ears, squirrel body … Seriously, what is this thing?

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I believe this is the “Gray Rock.” But wait, look closer …

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See it yet?

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About halfway … toward the left side. It’s Wesley, in all black, practicing for his eventual princess-rescueing trip. (Also, to brag – go back to the first picture of Gray Rock. Aren’t you impressed I spotted him!??! I mean, not as impressive as CLIMBING it, but pretty good.)

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View from (almost) the top.