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Attn: Ellen (3/23/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think the creator of the big Chewbacca toy, we’ll call her Susie, had an assignment to make this toy. She spent 3 days on his feet and legs, a day and a half on his chest, arms, and bandoleer … And 15 minutes on that weird, unsettling, creepy head.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Don’t even get me started on poor mini-Bacca.

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Attn: Ellen (3/16/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I could see myself living here. I would wear flannel, eat fish for dinner caught from a fishing rod hanging out of my bedroom window. AND living in a perpetual state of wanting to pee. Just think of that soundtrack of roaring water ALL THE TIME and whelp, time to pee again.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/9/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know how you almost have to pant just to breathe when you’ve eaten too much ice cream? Lately my wife and I have been experiencing that a lot … So yeah, life’s pretttttttty good.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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