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My Trip to Bahston

Well, I’m returned from my trip to Boston! I got to hang out with Theresa and Katie, and with Theresa’s friend T.

The trip was full of good times, and a fantastic joke that emerged from it.

Unfortunately the trip ended on a low note for me, which I’m only going to share because of something I found funny about it. Monday night I got sick from some food I ate and ended up throwing up quite a bit. When I told the gf-unit about it, one of her first questions was: “have you ever thrown up so hard stuff came out your nose?”

What a gal.

I’m curious at what point she’ll be calling me and casually saying, “so, I read your latest blog post.”

Katie, Theresa and I were walking around Harvard and saw a guy selling a bunch of books on the street. Nerds that we are, we were looking at them.
Then – I found THIS gem.

Katie and I tried to out-nice each other. I said, “this would make a great gag gift for my sister.” (Or myself.) Katie said it would be a great gag gift for X (a family member she thinks resembles Selleck, if I remember correctly). I said take it. She said no you take it. Eventually she won. I won him.
Yikes?

(Yes, I’m reading a Roald Dahl book. The Twits.) Credit goes to Katie for kicking off the Selleck-fest.

Soon, we were out of control! Selleck, the grad.

Selleck, he takes out the trash.

You can’t help but get … caught up … in Selleck.

This one was Katie’s idea and this picture cracks me up.

Theresa and Selleck in some sort of Harvard-version of Romeo & Juliet? I could see it.

The next day we three Selleck-fiends headed to Rockport, then Gloucester. Pronounced “GLOUSTA!” according to the train-employees.

Selleck don’t listen to nobody.

“Bitch, please.” – Tom Selleck

You need accommodations? Selleck can be very accommodating.

Well, that’s all for now. I’ll leave you with one final, happy image. Bedroom eyes.