“I think that comparisons are truly odious, I do not approve of this constant proud or envious to-do;
And furthermore, dear friends, I think that you and yours are delightful and I also think that me and mine are delightful too.”
– Ogden Nash, from the poem Possessions are Nine Points of Conversation
“Oh my God! I love bars!”
– Lindsay Lohan, upon hearing she’ll be seeing plenty of bars in prison
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I actually laughed out loud when I read this post. Ogden Nash into a Lohan slam. Brilliant.