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Attn: Ellen (12/7/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

In Germany I was talking with a guy. I told him I was there to, primarily, visit Oktoberfest. He told me, matter-of-factly/with humor, that “Oktoberfest is Mecca for Americans.”

How cool is that guy?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Sorry this isn’t very funny … in my defense Die Hard is on so I have to watch that.

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Attn: Ellen (11/30/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/23/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.

“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.

“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”

“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”

Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/16/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.

UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/9/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Lund was beautiful!

If the University there happens to have someone reading this I am available to be a professor! Please?

I can teach Postcard Writing 101, or an advanced course in addition (subtraction I don’t really like – I tend to be more of a positive guy ……).

The jokes don’t stop!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/2/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Malmo, in Sweden, is great. Unfortunately I ruined the day by constantly suggesting we head to Norway.

Why?

Well, I really wanted to go to a Burger King in Norway and say, “have it Norway.”

Honestly how could I not want to do that?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (10/26/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

After Amsterdam we visited Brussels. While there a 1st grade class (on a field trip I guess) walked by singing, “We will rock you” in French! It was fantastic!

And it confirmed my theory – classes in adorableness should be added to American education.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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