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My Zombie Roomy (11/15/10)

The Zombie has a way weirder sense of humor than I realized. Just nuts.

Last night I was all loopy because I was really sleepy. One of those giggly/sleepy times.

Anyway we were on the couch watching Legend of the Seeker (I’m a little bit in love with the Mother Confessor?). The Zombie kind of likes her, too. I think he doesn’t realize it’s a TV show, so it might just be respect for her magic and whatnot.

I said, “hey Zombigus, if you saw her at a bar by herself what would you say to her?”

The Zombie looked down and it looked like he maybe had a slight grin, then he turned his head away from me a little bit and I thought – oh this is going to be good!

Then he looked back and he had removed a tooth! He was holding it up and doing this sort of debonair look, like, “I brought you this fancy drink.” Except it was a tooth.

I was shocked, then I saw him grinning, and I just started cracking up.

A tooth! I’m not sure if it would work, but it’d be memorable and that’s half the battle right?

Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (11/15/10)" (10)

  1. I think in his subtle way he’s saying he would call her ‘toothsome’. I guess your zombie mate is an old fashioned kind of living dead guy.

  2. that was hilarious!
    I came over to read Tim’s post here, but I’m staying because I really like your blog. This post was great!

    Patrick Tillett, Extremely Overdue

  3. Zombie Roomy is my favorite feature on this blog! I love it. I wish I had a zombie roomy. I keep killing my roommates dead but they never become undead. So disappointing.

    • DumbFunnery said:

      Just wait … there’s a sweet zombie post coming up soon!

      Also thank you good sir!

      And roommates are unpredictable. One day they’re telling you to wash the dishes, the next day they can’t find their keys because you flushed them down the toilet.

  4. I’m laughing, but I don’t know why!! It’s just funny.

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