“Hey cutie. Call me in a few years when you’re old enough.”
This was said by a very large, very drunk woman on St. Patty’s to my 16 or 17 year old self.
“Hey cutie. Call me in a few years when you’re old enough.”
This was said by a very large, very drunk woman on St. Patty’s to my 16 or 17 year old self.
Comments on: "Happy St. Patty’s! – And Remember, Not All Flirtations Are Equal" (1)
And you never called her? You do know she’s been waiting by the phone ever since, just gathering dust, right?