The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

“Hey cutie. Call me in a few years when you’re old enough.”

This was said by a very large, very drunk woman on St. Patty’s to my 16 or 17 year old self.

Happy St. Patty’s Everyone!!

Comments on: "Happy St. Patty’s! – And Remember, Not All Flirtations Are Equal" (1)

  1. TS Hendrik's avatar

    And you never called her? You do know she’s been waiting by the phone ever since, just gathering dust, right?

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