The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/16/11)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I love this painting.

I also love seeing impressionist paintings and saying, “oh my GOD! My vision! What’s wrong – everything’s blurry!!!”

There’s just something nice about the tour guide’s disapproving look and hearing someone mutter about, “the idiot youth of America.”


Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (3/16/11)" (3)

  1. She has to appreciate this one. Clearly you’re the person to go to a gallery with.

    • It would be weird when I request that she and I go to the gift store so I can buy post cards to send to her. Weird because I would make the request while not wearing pants.

  2. The idiot youth of America: seem like people I’d get along with.

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