The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

“Hey cutie. Call me in a few years when you’re old enough.”

This was said by a very large, very drunk woman on St. Patty’s to my 16 or 17 year old self.

Happy St. Patty’s Everyone!!

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Comments on: "Happy St. Patty’s! – And Remember, Not All Flirtations Are Equal" (1)

  1. And you never called her? You do know she’s been waiting by the phone ever since, just gathering dust, right?

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