DumbFunnery

We here at DumbFunnery love a good ivory tower, and what good is having one if you’re not going to sit in it?

With that in mind, we decided to come up with a quick list of judgements for you and yours!

1 – Your pet turtle? Get rid of it.

2 – Your friend Gunther gets far too little credit for being a minimally functional adult named Gunther.

3 – Love, love, LOVE the last mistake you made. It was hysterical.

4 – You don’t think anyone is noticing how good you look today? You’re wrong, I noticed. And also my message board noticed. And I went ahead and put up some signs in my neighborhood, they have a picture of you and it says, “Missing – This Person” then underneath that it says, “how could you not? check out that bod.”

5 – Your weird business idea of an oatmeal taco truck/strip club called ho-oatmeal isn’t as bad as you think, but it would still fail.