If you’re in Alabama and heading to the polls this Tuesday, you’ve got a big decision. The pedophile, or the Democrat. This is, apparently, not an easy decision. Perhaps you are a Roy Moore fan and have just a smidgen of guilt. Don’t worry, we here at DumbFunnery have you covered. If we left off any of your ‘but …’ rationale, email us at DumbFunnery@gmail.com, comment on this post, or tweet us @DumbFunnery.
He’s a pedophile, but …
- Boy does he have nice hats!
- At least he’s not into children! By the way, what does pedophile mean?
- Therapists need money too – and he’s helping create a huge base of people who need therapy. This is trickle down economics at its finest!
- We all have our faults! For example, I can be gassy.
- He clearly cares deeply about the children.
Go out, delude yourself into thinking all of the allegations are false, and vote with a clear conscious. Or, don’t be a crazy person, and vote for the non-pedophile.