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Attn: Ellen (12/13/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The fact that pedophile vs anyone was a close election is tough … BUT, we just witnessed a real life, modern (but was it? KKK prosecutor vs man who likes teenage girls … what year is it??) … Anyway, a modern To Kill a Mockingbird.

So that’s nice?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

He’s a Pedophile, But …

If you’re in Alabama and heading to the polls this Tuesday, you’ve got a big decision. The pedophile, or the Democrat. This is, apparently, not an easy decision. Perhaps you are a Roy Moore fan and have just a smidgen of guilt. Don’t worry, we here at DumbFunnery have you covered. If we left off any of your ‘but …’ rationale, email us at DumbFunnery@gmail.com, comment on this post, or tweet us @DumbFunnery.

He’s a pedophile, but …

  • Boy does he have nice hats!
  • At least he’s not into children! By the way, what does pedophile mean?
  • Therapists need money too – and he’s helping create a huge base of people who need therapy. This is trickle down economics at its finest!
  • We all have our faults! For example, I can be gassy.
  • He clearly cares deeply about the children.

Go out, delude yourself into thinking all of the allegations are false, and vote with a clear conscious. Or, don’t be a crazy person, and vote for the non-pedophile.

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