You kids better quit eating my meat-flavored gruel!
No, I don’t know where the remote that controls the dog’s brain is … oh no, HE ATE IT AGAIN!
Hey neighbor, nice front porch … NOT!
Hey kid, turn off your VR goggles and pay attention to your self-driving … ah, never mind.
GET A JOB! … Or don’t, the universal basic income that the government wisely decided to embrace because of the automation of so many jobs limiting the workforce to only 10% of the population has really made not having a job a comfortable living. Which, again, makes sense because frankly, people are so much worse at most jobs than technology. So um … GET A HOBBY. Seriously, the ‘hobby’ stipend portion of your UBI is really pretty nice, personally I’ve taken up painting and I love it. So um … GET A PAINTBRUSH. Or a book. Or rock climbing equipment. Whatever. Have a good one!