Jesus: Welcome to Heaven!
Dead Guy: Wow … Jesus?
Jesus: Yep.
Dead Guy: Wow! Imagine … dying on Good Friday and you’re the first person I meet!
Jesus: Good Friday?
Dead Guy: Yeah. It was Good Friday.
Jesus: But what’s Good Friday?
Dead Guy: Uh … well … it’s to commemorate … you dying … for … our sins?
Jesus: Yeah. Yeah. I remember the day. But why’s it Good Friday?
Dead Guy: Cause um … you’re so good to us?
Jesus: You know I was tortured that day.
Dead Guy: It … But …
Jesus: (sighs) Anyway um … Welcome.
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