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Attn: Ellen (2/17/16)

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Ellen251a

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Ellen251b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When I ran a marathon at the 16 mile mark I thought, with a lot of fear and trepidation, how much longer I had to go.

I guess internally I was having that classic R2-3PO struggle. So I said, “shut-uppa-you-dumb-brain” and I just kept trucking.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/10/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen250a

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are, halfway through our catscream series (3/6). So, let’s get reflective? I guess? Largely because I don’t know what to say. We could say at the next full moon we will both spend a few minutes (82 at most) staring into the eyes of these cats.

Or not? That’s pretty weird even for me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. JK! Let’s totally do the staring!!

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/3/16)

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Ellen249a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen249b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I had named this statue I would’ve name it ‘the hell did I do last night?!’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?