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Attn: Ellen (2/10/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen250a

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are, halfway through our catscream series (3/6). So, let’s get reflective? I guess? Largely because I don’t know what to say. We could say at the next full moon we will both spend a few minutes (82 at most) staring into the eyes of these cats.

Or not? That’s pretty weird even for me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. JK! Let’s totally do the staring!!

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/23/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How about this postcard, huh? My sister got me a set of SIX of these! All the exact same. So, what should I do with the five remaining Neapolitan cat cones? Any celebrity pals you want me to send one to? Or any other ideas?

What can I say – these postcards have me in a cat … atonic state.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/27/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m not positive about this … It’s just a guess really … So please feel free to give your impression but … Do you think the artist here is trying to convey that this cat murdered its family and now is painting them as some sort of celebration?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Do you guys block postcards? I bet there’s a meeting about that topic this week.

Why am I doing this?

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