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My Zombie Roomy (3/5/10)

3/5/10
The zombie always wears these tattered clothes.

I brought him home this Dallas Cowboys shirt and a pair of cargo pants I got from a goodwill store, and he just stared at them. He didn’t try them on or say thanks or anything.

I thought, ‘well, screw you too, zombie.’ I mean, at least thank me for the effort!

Anyway, I came home today and he was wearing the new stuff!

But he had ripped them up, so he must love the tattered look.

I googled ‘tattered look + zombie,’ and I found out it’s a cultural thing. I guess I shouldn’t have been so close-minded. Living with a zombie is a lot more educational than I ever thought it’d be.

[Also congrats to TS Hendrik who totally forecasted this joke.]

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Awesome-tacular!

Check this out!

I clicked on the ‘brad stanley photography’ one, and the second major google entry that comes up is … my site! Sweet! Also that particular one mentions JMundie’s photography site, which is cool (and here).

This is both awesome and creepy. Awesome because mine is the first! Creepy because holy cow would you look at all the other ones? I mean, sure Brad Pitt is a buff, good looking dude … but weird. I’m thankful his name is not Brad Stanley or I’d never have a shot of making it on Google.

And yes, I’m a big enough tool that I search my name to see how I’m doing on Google. What can I say, I want to get published (did you know that?), and that takes dumb luck. And my dumb luck increases with every visit!

Thanks everyone who has visited, please keep doing so, and tell folks about my site!!!

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