Look, this guy clearly has some knowledge of some impending disaster.
Jeez this guy’s in on it too! I don’t even know if they’re friends or they both just KNOW.
Oh man is it really that bad??! WHAT IS IT GUYS?
Ok, well, I’m here. If you decide to let me in on whatever tragic?, shocking?, amazing? secret all of you share, you know where to find me.
Around 5:30 or so my wife woke me up telling me, “there’s a blizzard warning!” I said, “mm” and went back to sleep. I always get watch vs warning confused. To me, if something has happened you are able to watch it … if something is probable, you should issue a warning. But nope. That’s not how it goes.
By the time I was up and at ’em, it was a bit late to make it into work to get my laptop and come back home.
Snow, snow, everywhere.
When the snowing stopped, it was actually a great day to be outside. As a result, please meet Cletus.
DumbFunnery 
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on May 2, 2016