My Zombie Roomy (11/15/10)
The Zombie has a way weirder sense of humor than I realized. Just nuts.
Last night I was all loopy because I was really sleepy. One of those giggly/sleepy times.
Anyway we were on the couch watching Legend of the Seeker (I’m a little bit in love with the Mother Confessor?). The Zombie kind of likes her, too. I think he doesn’t realize it’s a TV show, so it might just be respect for her magic and whatnot.
I said, “hey Zombigus, if you saw her at a bar by herself what would you say to her?”
The Zombie looked down and it looked like he maybe had a slight grin, then he turned his head away from me a little bit and I thought – oh this is going to be good!
Then he looked back and he had removed a tooth! He was holding it up and doing this sort of debonair look, like, “I brought you this fancy drink.” Except it was a tooth.
I was shocked, then I saw him grinning, and I just started cracking up.
A tooth! I’m not sure if it would work, but it’d be memorable and that’s half the battle right?
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