I saw a dude wearing this t-shirt at the grocery store by my house, so I scrambled to take a picture of him and then quickly texted it to some friends.
What I really wanted to do was go up to him and say, “then whose bitch is it?” Like it’s some great, unsolved mystery.
DumbFunnery 
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I love that you took a pic of this guy in the store!! You weren’t at Walmart were you?
I don’t think I can sleep until this mystery is solved or I get me a t-shirt like that.
if ever there was a time to say “I get me a shirt like that” it’s about this shirt
Between the shirt and your choice of phrasing for the title of the post I’m picturing a milk carton with a picture on it and the words “have you seen this bitch?” underneath it.
haha nice, if only