One of the people we made fun of was a red head who plays for the Dynamo. His name is Andre Hainault.
2 – How can he play soccer? Shouldn’t he have to go to the sidelines every 10 minutes to put on more sunblock?
3 – Not a bad play from the Ginger … Red Head Redemption. Heyooo!
4 – Wow, he chased the ball down pretty well there. Maybe someone told him there’s a long sleeve shirt inside it.
5 – Ahhh! Oh … sorry, it’s the ginger.
6 – He just Ron Weasley’d out of that bad spot … huh? HUH!?
7 – “My mom said she’s going to let me have TWO puddings if we win!!!”
The jokes were dumb, and really I have no problem with red heads. Obligatory line like I’ve just made a potentially racist joke: These jokes aren’t offensive, come on, I’m friends with red heads. I’m related to a red head. Honest. I am.