DumbFunnery

The Oceanfront – One of the apartments has a view of the ocean … If you use a telescope during high tide.

The Pelazzo – Has prints of Italian paintings hanging in the lobby.

The Palms – Has a palm tree and plans to get another soon. (After they raise your rent to afford it.)

The Marquis – Expensive. Really expensive. But very nice.

The Marquis Grande – Really cheap, and it shows.