During the long drive from Houston to Colorado (during winter storm GOLIATH to boot) Siri and I had words. And I learned, aside from the score of the Arizona game, that Siri doesn’t know when I am saying you’re vs when I’m saying your. What a dope!
Also, happy New Year’s everyone!
Goodbye apartment, hello home.
Goodbye rent, hello mortgage.
Goodbye crazy global travels, hello worrying about money for the mortgage payment. (Gah.)
Goodbye current corporate overlord, hello new corporate overlord.
(Which also means a sad goodbye friends, hello strangers who will hopefully be nice.)
Goodbye Texas, hello Colorado.
Goodbye old life, hello new life.
All in all, the lady and I are terrified and excited and apprehensive and jazzed and living the life of an emotional pendulum.
Goodbye apartment box-maze, hello home that can fit this much stuff
DumbFunnery 
Written
on December 25, 2015