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Changes Afoot

Goodbye apartment, hello home.

Goodbye rent, hello mortgage.

Goodbye crazy global travels, hello worrying about money for the mortgage payment. (Gah.)

Goodbye current corporate overlord, hello new corporate overlord.

(Which also means a sad goodbye friends, hello strangers who will hopefully be nice.)

Goodbye Texas, hello Colorado.

Goodbye old life, hello new life.

All in all, the lady and I are terrified and excited and apprehensive and jazzed and living the life of an emotional pendulum.

busy apartment

Goodbye apartment box-maze, hello home that can fit this much stuff

Attn: Ellen (9/16/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcardBack (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’ve been there! Well, maybe not that particular rock but other rocks. Really neat ones too. But you’ll have to take my word on that because I don’t have postcards of them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/2/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While this method of sorting mail proved effective, it was also unfortunately adopted by Texas as an outlook on life: “Texan,” or “Nope … Nope, Nope.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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