The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/30/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!

Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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