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Attn: Ellen (10/31/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The Monster Mash.

A ‘graveyard smash’ … What does that even mean!?

Also, Happy Halloween!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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Attn: Ellen (4/20/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m reading Infinite Jest, and I feel a bit like that mouse … and the book is the other guy.

It’s supposed to be brilliant, which is good. But I can tell you concretely it’s 900+ pages and I’m just now at about 200.

Words of encouragement, wisdom, support, etc are all appreciated.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. After this book I will be reading a mindless book about guys with magical powers or something like that.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/13/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week my wife is in Houston visiting friends and family … And I am eating junk food, working out, and going door-to-door in the neighborhood telling folks I’m making dinner and could I borrow a cup of friendship?

Yeah, I’m pretty cool.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/30/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!

Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/20/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.

I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/13/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Theoretically, everyone knows what a bat out of hell sounds like.

What I’m wondering is, what does a bat out of heaven sound like.

Please get back to me ASAP.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/6/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

A new home but the same old postcards! And in case you forgot … I like writing nonsensical things, silly things, and sometimes sincere things. What I would really like is to do this on a bigger scale than my blog, and why not ask you for help?

That’s all! Just wanted to say that and a “Rocky Mountain hi” … get it?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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