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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (8/15/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What’s more terrifying? Waking up in a creepy, unsettlingly sterile room like on this postcard, or a seedy motel room? 3rd option, waking up naked in the Disney castle.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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Attn: Ellen (8/8/18)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m calling it now – if Trump gets a second term he’s going to have NASA stamp his name on the moon in giant text.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/1/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I like my son being in my shadow. The sun is just so bright, you know? And sun burn is no joke!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

P.S. Walking with an umbrella or hat also works.

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/25/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I picture Mrs. Dash, of seasoning fame, as a serial serious dater. Then she gets engaged … suddenly it is all a little too serious and boom, she’s gone.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/11/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I like this picture because at first you see the feet and think, ‘oh weird’ then you see the arm and think ‘AHH!’

Sorta like a first date red flag reveal.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/4/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Happy July 4th, and happy bday America. May we look back upon this time as our awkward, rebellious teenage years.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (6/27/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Some fictional universes can be wonderful. Places to escape to in your head. Books, movies, and cults – they really create some stunning places.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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