DumbFunnery

With less than a month until the Olympics kick off, what are the athletes up to?

• Googling “doest Deet make positive drug test”
• Building up a tolerance to sewage-infested waters by taking baths at their one dirty friend Chuck’s apartment
• Googling “what is the highest deet level”
• Training
• Googling “if i eat deet can i sweat it out and repel all bugs? or would i die?”
• Promising their moms it’ll be ok
• Googling “will it be ok if i go to the rio olympics?”
• Promising their moms again, but with less conviction

Chuck’s couch? Here in Rio!? Life can’t be better!!