With less than a month until the Olympics kick off, what are the athletes up to?
- Googling “doest Deet make positive drug test”
- Building up a tolerance to sewage-infested waters by taking baths at their one dirty friend Chuck’s apartment
- Googling “what is the highest deet level”
- Googling “if i eat deet can i sweat it out and repel all bugs? or would i die?”
- Promising their moms it’ll be ok
- Googling “will it be ok if i go to the rio olympics?”
- Promising their moms again, but with less conviction