The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

With less than a month until the Olympics kick off, what are the athletes up to?

  • Googling “doest Deet make positive drug test”
  • Building up a tolerance to sewage-infested waters by taking baths at their one dirty friend Chuck’s apartment
  • Googling “what is the highest deet level”
  • Training
  • Googling “if i eat deet can i sweat it out and repel all bugs? or would i die?”
  • Promising their moms it’ll be ok
  • Googling “will it be ok if i go to the rio olympics?”
  • Promising their moms again, but with less conviction

Chuck’s couch? Here in Rio!? Life can’t be better!!

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