Olympics stud Michael Phelps will be hanging up his swimming cap and goggles … but what will he do now?
Don’t worry – I’ve got some ideas, Phelpsy old pal.
High five anyone? Please?
Spy
Intimidating guard with gun and official looking hat: What are you doing in this classified area?!
Michael Phelps: Wait, THIS isn’t a swimming pool!
Intimidating guard (laughing): Oh, Phelps!
Corporate Spy
Intimidating guard with lanyard and official looking polo: What are you doing in this classified area!?
Michael Phelps: Wait, THIS isn’t a swimming pool!
Intimidating guard (laughing): Oh, Phelpsy!
Dancer for Money
Slimy middle-aged man with an overbite and an abundant belly: Dance, monkey.
Michael Phelps (crying): (Cry noises)
Commercials for any number of products
(Intimidating side effects of a drug)
Michael Phelps: Now I’m ready for a swim!
(More side effects)
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