Great question, and I’ve got some great answers.
Are you now, or have you ever been a part of a legion? Then you probably have it. Follow-up question, what is a legion? Again, great question! It’s like a group of guys I think, probably French or into French stuff. Follow-up follow-up, what does it mean to be into French stuff? Do you like cigarettes and looking disdainful, or how about long thin breads? Then yep, you’re into French stuff.
When you hear the word ‘legend’ or ‘legendary’ do you recoil? You probably have legionnaire’s disease. (You are recoiling because the legions that combine to form this evil entity in your body known as Legionnaire are afraid of legendary things happening.)
Wait, you ask, there is an entity in my body known as Legionnaire? I don’t know. Maybe.
How dumb are you, you ask disdainfully? Who’s dumber, me or you, with your stupid legionnaire’s disease?
Am I just some rude jerk? Good question, your mom asked the same … LAST NIGHT.
And now a question for you: why are you walking away from me? Come back. Please. My defense mechanisms are strong and self-defeating and … you’re gone.
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